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June 3 2010

I guess I missed the episode where Sue physically abused her sister...

  • Michelle: Get over here! I'll wax your eyebrows for you!
  • Me: No thanks, their fine... (michelle leans in to inspect)
  • Michelle: OH MY GOD, are you kidding me? Sit down and shut up while I work my magic.
  • Me: Ughh.. okay I guess?
  • Michelle: (savagely waxes my eyebrows so it induces the most pain it possibly could)
  • Me: Ouchhh!!!
  • Michelle: You mean thank-you! Look at how much I just helped you. I'm like Sue Sylvester right now and you are the handicapped sister.
  • Me: ...